Did you hear the one about the porn star from West Virginia? No, really…

Sexual entrepreneur Alexandria Imperial was recently arrested for “employing a minor for sexually explicit conduct” when a 17-year-old girl was found shaking her ta-ta’s at a lady-patron in the West Virginia strip club that Imperial owns with her husband, Brett. No, we didn’t say, “Bret”.

Imperial, who performs under the names “Alex Monroe” or “Alisandra” in classics such as “Seduced by a Cougar,” did little to disprove the stereotype of the dumb-ass Southerner when she bragged to half the club that “HD”—who at the time was just three months shy of her 18th birthday—was underage. Luckily, fundamentalists in the area have yet to legalize the punishment of stoning as retribution for sexual crimes, so Imperial and her husband were simply released on $50,000 bail shortly after their arrest. They face up to ten years in prison, if convicted.

LESSON OF THE DAY: Make sure your exotic dancers are legal, ok? Or, at the very least, keep your mouth shut if they’re not. (KIDDING!)

And by the way, since when are 33-year-olds considered “cougars”? Relative to what—12-year-olds? There’s NO WAY that I’m less than ten years away from being a cougar…FTS!

Source: Popporn

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